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Restaurant joke (by lovablesweetyy)
(36 / M-F / Nigeria)Restaurant Jokes
My wife and I went for a meal the other night and I surprised everyone there by
ordering in French. It was an Italian restaurant.
I said to the waiter "This
chicken is stone cold". "It should be" he replied "It has been dead for over a
week.
and I said to the waiter "Did you know
that this chicken has got one leg longer than the other?" The waiter replied "Do
you want to eat it or have a dance with it?".
My wife and I went for a meal the other night and I surprised everyone there by
ordering in French. It was an Italian restaurant.
I said to the waiter "This
chicken is stone cold". "It should be" he replied "It has been dead for over a
week.
and I said to the waiter "Did you know
that this chicken has got one leg longer than the other?" The waiter replied "Do
you want to eat it or have a dance with it?".
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