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Either u laugh or u yawn (by fbhigh1)

 fbhigh1 (4)    (38 / M-F / United Arab Emirates)
29-Sep-12 6:12 pm
A house keeper was cleaning a Plane suddenly he saw a book beside the Pilot seat. The book titled "HOW TO FLY A PLANE vol1" He open the book to page 1 which says "To start a plane press the WHITE button" he did so and the engine start. He continue... Page2 " To move a plane press the BLUE button " he press it and d plane start moving. He was suprise and amazed. Page3 " To fly press the GREEN button" he did so and the plane fly to 25k miles on the sky. He was happy n smiling he said to himself "NOW AM A PILOT i can fly" After flying for 45min on sky he decide to land the plane. He open to page4(last page) of d book He Collapse and faint.

Guess what page 4 says!

Thank you for purchasing Vol1 of this book to know "how to Land a Plane" pls purchase our VOL2 at our nearest Bookshop.

 

 

 
 
 shygirl242 
29-Sep-12 6:28 pm
@fbhigh1: lmao thats a good one :D

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (53 / F-M / California)
29-Sep-12 6:39 pm
Lol

 

 

 
 
 reavis 
29-Sep-12 7:18 pm
just press the button of opposite color. I would

 

 

 
 
 lovablesweetyy (6)       (36 / M-F / Nigeria)
29-Sep-12 7:32 pm
lol..

 

 

 
 
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