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Just a joke (by luckluck)

 luckluck 
21-Sep-12 2:05 pm
James was involve in a car accident and he lost his arms and legs. So one day he saw an advert in a newspaper: lady looking 4 a man who wont beat her, leave her and who will satisfy her in bed'. Two weeks later she heard a knock on her door she opened, she saw a man with no arms and legs and she asked, "how can i help u?"My name is James am answering ur request 4 a man" lady continued, "u have no arms" James answered, "i wont beat u". Lady: U have no legs. James: I wont leave u. Lady: How will u satisfy me in bed? James: What do u think i was knocking d door with.

 

 

 
 
 VELVETVEGA 
21-Sep-12 4:09 pm
lol good one

 

 

 
 
 buttercup10 (3)    (43 / F-M / New York)
21-Sep-12 6:00 pm
Oh my goodness, thats histarical

 

 

 
 
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