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You wonder into a magical item shop. You're broke, so you head to the clearance section. What item W (by Sparky)

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Sparky (0)

(30 / M-F / Massachusetts)
3-Mar-22 1:20 pm

You wonder into a magical item shop. You're broke, so you head to the clearance section. What item WYR have ?

Rubiks Cube - Pressing it to your head solves the cube automatically and causes you to become absolutely focused on any task you are working on. You will not be distracted, and you work at three times the normal speed. The cube has a cool down of 12 hours as it slowly unsolved itself.
Violent Vanilla Mountain Dew- Anyone who drinks the entire bottle of this drink will be restored to perfect health (dosen't make you lose or gain weight). The bottle is infinite and will refill after being emptied.The, the more severe the injury, the longer it takes to refill (A year at maximum, a couple of minutes at minimum). ALSO HAS 0 CALORIES.
Ruby Red Nikes- Ruby encrusted red Nike, basketball shoes. Each shoe stores a way point. By clicking your heels together three times, you can teleport to either. You may actively change either way point.
Oversized Purple Hoodie - A hoodie that always seems to fit you too large. It's always extremely comfortable, stain and dirt resistant, and always slightly smells like Lavender. People will always give you compliments on your hoodie no matter what mood they are in. They will also always take your suggestions no matter what they are while you are wearing the hoodie.
Cee Lo Green's Shades - A pair of sunglasses the shop owner swears used to belong to Cee Lo Green. While wearing the glasses, you can see, however, or whatever you want. See in thermal vision, night vision,etc. See someone's bank account information, your ex's Instagram password, etc. See the end of the world, the first human to have sex or a version of Batman vs. Superman, that didn't suck. You can Cee anything you want.
Fruit Stripe Gum - a pack of Fruit Stripe gum. The flavor lasts for hours. You can also blow on someone, and they'll trip balls.

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