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Ok, stupid dirty joke time :) (by MrRamtasticAkaRam318)
Two eggs, 1 male and 1 female, are boiling away in a pot of water. The female egg says "Oh no, I've got a crack!". The male egg responded "Well I can't help you, I'm not hard yet"..ba dump bump! 
(30 / F-MF / Virginia)@nhguyinwoods: Hey, I DID put "stupid" in the thread title lol
Oh... You funny man. How about this one. A father is talking to his college freshman daughter about safety while she is away at school. He asks her "What do you do if someone is following you home?" The girl smile indulgentley and answers... "Blow my rape whistle and find a public area with lots of people." The father nods his approval. "What do you do if you are at a party and too drunk to drive?" Once again the girl smiles, and answers... "Call a cab, or ride with a DD." Again the father nods his approval. After many more questions, the father feels better about his youngest daughter going away to school. "Just one more question..." He tells her, looking her very sternly in the eyes. "What do you say if a boy asks you how you like your eggs?" The daughter looks confused for a half a beat and then answers. "In my own dorm room?" The father shakes his head gravely... "If a boy asks you how you want your eggs, you tell him UNFERTILIZED!"
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