Thread: Night Before Christmas

Night Before Christmas (by Country2theBone)

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T'was the night before christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.... Mom in the wh0re house, dad smoking grass, i just settled down for a nice piece of @$$.... When out on the lawn i heard such a clatter, s sprung from my piece to see what was the matter.... Then out on the lawn i saw a big d!ck, i knew in the moment it must be St. Nick.... He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, i knew in a moment the f_cker had fell....He filled our stocking with pretzels and beer, and a big rubber d!ck for my brother the q_eer.... He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the son of a b!tch blew the chimney apart....As he rode out of sight into the night, he yelled P!ss on you all, and have a hell of a night.

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MrAzizo (6)

(31 / M-F / Provincie Limburg)
10-Aug-12 2:19 am

The **** did I just read ? Lol

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Aldo420
10-Aug-12 2:20 am

Now that's a proper christmas story

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EssexMatt1984 (0)

(39 / M-F / England)
10-Aug-12 2:30 am

That's really got me in the festive spirit! Lol

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brats52005 (52)

(53 / F-M / California)
10-Aug-12 2:32 am

Dang that was funny. I honestly can say i never heard it like that. Lmao.

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justin01 (9)

(30 / M-MF / South Carolina)
10-Aug-12 2:45 am

That my friend... Was pretty awsome

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lindseyg20
10-Aug-12 3:35 am

Wow. Lmao

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jokerkitty669
17-Aug-12 10:42 am

Lol thats funny

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RomeoCby
17-Aug-12 10:47 am

Quoted Post:

The **** did I just read ? Lol

rite? Lol

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Heartbrokenangel (11)

(30 / F-MF / New York)
9-Oct-12 12:11 pm

I just died laughing

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