I went to Taco Bell yesterday, ordered at the drive thru, paid for my food and absentmindedly drove off without my food when they handed back my debit card. What dumb**** thing have you done recently?

So full story, work was butthole yesterday. Even when it gets busy it doesn't ruin my day that much, but the perfect storm of ****ty things piled up yesterday and ruined my mood. On the drive home I said "**** it, not making dinner tonight" and drove to Taco Bell.
While paying for my food, I'm just thinking, "alright, just gotta get my burritos, go home, crack open a cold one, and I can start forgetting about today". Then I started thinking that at least I'm lucky enough to have my own space to relax and unwind. I thought about people who had to go home to ****ty families, or ****ty relationships, or they had to go take care of their kids and hardly had time for themselves.
Then I realized I had driven off with my food. I was half a block away when this realization kicked in. I just burst out laughing. Perfect. But mama didn't raise no bitch. I turned the **** around and drove right back. Walked into the restaurant and said "hey it's me, the idiot that forgot his food". They laughed and handed me my bag. Went home, ate my authentic Mexican meal, played some Gorn, and overall had a good evening.
What dumb**** ******* thing have you done recently?
TL;DR: Try the NEW Steak Rattlesnake Fries Burrito at participating Taco Bells near you!
Also if you want to cringe, please check out the food descriptions from the Taco Bell website. They are ****ING AWFUL.


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