WYR have extremely spicy wings for dinner every night for 3 months, or live in Cleveland for 3 years?

More detail on your options:
Spicy Wings: We're talking like at least 1,000,000 on the Scoville spicy scale. Here's a chart for reference on how spicy that is. Note that Standard US Grade pepper spray clocks in between 2-5 million Scovilles, so this is some seriously spicy ****. Speaking of seriously spicy ****, you're gonna be feeling the burn coming out the other end too because that spice doesn't really get digested very well and your rectum will be burning. I have no idea what that will do to your digestive system. You've gotta eat at least 12 chicken wings with a decent amount of the sauce on them every night, and no skimping on the sauce. You can have a variety of flavors if you want but they all have to be 1,000,000 Scovilles or more. You are allowed to eat/drink whatever else you want for dinner besides the wings, as longs as you eat 12 wings for dinner every night during the 3 months. You can do whatever you want for other meals during the day.
Cleveland: The city of Cleveland, Ohio is a factory of sadness. Here is a tourism video of them doing their best to impress people with their city. Keep in mind that this is trying to put a positive spin on Cleveland. If you choose this option you are immediately transported outside some abandoned manufacturing facility in Cleveland along with all of your belongings in a U-Haul. You still have any money you currently have saved up, but have no job/housing lined up in Cleveland. If you are currently renting an apartment or whatever your lease is broken, but you don't owe anything for early termination. If you are currently living with your parents, you're now out on your own. If you are currently a homeowner, you don't owe anything on the house you've left behind and you get money equal to the house's value... but it's the value of the house if it was located in Cleveland. If your job will somehow allow you to work as a remote employee from Cleveland you are allowed to do that. If you're in school all your credits will have to be transferred to Cleveland State University and finish your education there. If you currently have a SO they are not transported with you, but if you feel like being a complete jerk they are allowed to move to Cleveland with you, but it's up to you if you really want to put them through that. You have to stay in Cleveland for three years after which you are allowed to leave and take whatever income/savings you've earned in Cleveland with you although it probably won't go very far in the outside world.


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