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Would you rather lose your pinky and thumb from your dominant hand or carry an unopened bag of potato chips aroun (by Sparky)
(29 / M-F / Massachusetts)
WYR lose your pinky and thumb from your dominant hand or carry an unopened bag of potato chips around with you for the rest of your life?
The pinky and thumb can be removed surgically with little to no pain. Your medical bills and physical therapy bill will be covered. You will feel back to full health 10 days after the procedure. When people ask what happened to your fingers you have to say, “Squirrels bit them off when I was drunk.†So no one knows they were removed surgically. You’ll receive little to no remorse concerning your new handicap. You can use prosthetics or at work but otherwise you must flaunt your hand and make sure everyone notices it. The bag of potato chips can be of your choosing but it must be the family size bag. It can never be opened. If they ever pop or get stale you have to replace it with the same/similar bag of chips. You carry it everywhere. One hand must be on it at all times but you can get a baby/potato chip harness to carry it. When people ask you why you’re carrying chips you have to say earnestly and without the slightest bit of sarcasm, “My grandfather’s dying wish was for me to carry around potato chips.†You then have to cry and excuse yourself appearing distraught, but you’re still carrying your chips. You can still eat chips but not the chips you’re carrying.
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The pinky and thumb can be removed surgically with little to no pain. Your medical bills and physical therapy bill will be covered. You will feel back to full health 10 days after the procedure. When people ask what happened to your fingers you have to say, “Squirrels bit them off when I was drunk.†So no one knows they were removed surgically. You’ll receive little to no remorse concerning your new handicap. You can use prosthetics or at work but otherwise you must flaunt your hand and make sure everyone notices it. The bag of potato chips can be of your choosing but it must be the family size bag. It can never be opened. If they ever pop or get stale you have to replace it with the same/similar bag of chips. You carry it everywhere. One hand must be on it at all times but you can get a baby/potato chip harness to carry it. When people ask you why you’re carrying chips you have to say earnestly and without the slightest bit of sarcasm, “My grandfather’s dying wish was for me to carry around potato chips.†You then have to cry and excuse yourself appearing distraught, but you’re still carrying your chips. You can still eat chips but not the chips you’re carrying.
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(64 / M-F / Arkansas)They've jumped the shark with these idiotic would you rathers.
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