WYR have a partner who A: Is attractive and won't murder you, but can't hold a conversation, B: Can hold a conversation and won't murder you, but isn't attractive, or C: An attractive partner that can hold a conversation, but they might murder you?

Attractive: In the 90th-99th percentile of attractiveness of people their age/gender
Not attractive: In the 1st-10th percentile of attractive of people their age/gender
Can hold a conversation: Shares many interests that you have, loves to talk about them
Can't hold a conversation: Rarely makes statements longer than 3 words when they are talking to you, has very few common interests
Won't murder you: Could never bring themselves to take another human's life unless it was in defense of themselves or someone else
Might murder you: Out of 5 exes that they have had, 2 of them have died under mysterious circumstances. You have no idea whether or not they were responsible, but the feeling that they are may never shake you. If asked, they will say that they didn't have anything to do with it, but they will never look you in the eyes when they say it.


Source.

Um... B