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Total Eclipse 2017 (by MrWalkSoftly)
(34 / F-MF / South Carolina)We found glasses! Now we don't gotta worry about the kiddos
Yep....nah, I was gonna be mean but I changed my mind 
Yep....nah, I was gonna be mean but I changed my mind
Gotta sunny, cloudless (for the most part) day here so far....time to get Eclipsey!
If you are experiencing cloudy skies or aren't in the U.S., you can see the eclipse on the NASA Livestream here....
Last edited by MrWalkSoftly; 21-Aug-17 2:33 pm.
Here is a site where you can enter your zip code and get your areas times for the eclipse and how much of an eclipse you'll see.
https://www.vox.com/science-and-heal...nteractive-map
My area begins at 11:50am with max eclipse of 81% at 1:22pm
https://www.vox.com/science-and-heal...nteractive-map
My area begins at 11:50am with max eclipse of 81% at 1:22pm
Last edited by MrWalkSoftly; 21-Aug-17 2:46 pm.
Did anyone not think the eclipse would bring out the whackos?
From an Oregon Craigslist ad:
""Wanted woman who wants to conceive child during totality eclipse in OR
I am 40 years of age, caucasian male from Europe. My heritage is strong and pure.
My looks, instincts, knowledge and strength is 100% pure and 100% lethal.
I am looking for a worthy female with strong genes, beauty and smarts. To join me - to experience the totality eclipse in Oregon.
Exact place not set.
If we have chemistry, I would like for us to make love while the eclipse is happening.
When totality occurs, we will have simultaneous orgasms and we will conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution.
We will make love together, with me and my penis directed towards the sun.
Everything will be aligned in the local universe.
Both of our cosmic orgasmic energy will be aligned with the planets.
In a brief moment of ecstasy, we will understand everything, and together, create a new universe. Full of love...
You must like cats. Drugs are OK. Nitrous Oxide while we climax and experience totality and conception, is OK with me.""
Link
From an Oregon Craigslist ad:
""Wanted woman who wants to conceive child during totality eclipse in OR
I am 40 years of age, caucasian male from Europe. My heritage is strong and pure.
My looks, instincts, knowledge and strength is 100% pure and 100% lethal.
I am looking for a worthy female with strong genes, beauty and smarts. To join me - to experience the totality eclipse in Oregon.
Exact place not set.
If we have chemistry, I would like for us to make love while the eclipse is happening.
When totality occurs, we will have simultaneous orgasms and we will conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution.
We will make love together, with me and my penis directed towards the sun.
Everything will be aligned in the local universe.
Both of our cosmic orgasmic energy will be aligned with the planets.
In a brief moment of ecstasy, we will understand everything, and together, create a new universe. Full of love...
You must like cats. Drugs are OK. Nitrous Oxide while we climax and experience totality and conception, is OK with me.""
Link
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