What is the dumbest way you've ever injured yourself?

Source.

Oh boy oh boy....
Thanksgiving Day: tripped over my dad's work boots, fell face first into the floor then when trying to stand, tripped over them again landing on my ankle and twisting it

Yesterday at the post office..was loaded down with packages to send for my mom and slipped on gravel right in front of the door. Hit my head on the heavy metal door, my forehead is all bruised. I will be on crutches until the hematoma in my knee dispurses and I bruised my shoulder joint when I fell...which makes using the crutches ever so much more aggrivating lol

@alleycat74: Good Lord....a triple header. head, shoulder, AND knee.

@MrWalkSoftly: head and shoulders. Knees and Toes... and now that's stuck in my head

@megsy89: C'mon! Let's hear a verse!

@MrWalkSoftly: hur hur hur

@MrWalkSoftly: I'm just glad I didn't get injured worse lol...well glad I'm hard headed too lol...my mom was in the car ten feet away and she said she heard the crack when my head hit the door. My skull has a bruise the size of a saucer on it...I hate bruising bone. Seems like it takes forever to go away lol

Well dang. I don't have anything that compares. Lol

and toes, knees and toes.