It happens to everyone. Maybe it was too much cheese or food poisoning. What is your most embarrassing bodily function story?

Mine was about 4 months ago. I had food poisoning from a buffet and had been out of scool for 2 days already. I didn't want to miss anymore so I went in. I made it there clenching my butt cheeks.

I sat down in my desk chair and...bluuuurp. Then I felt myself about to puke.

I felt something warm running down my leg. I went to the restroom, cleaned myself up and straight to the front office to tell them I needed to go. I think the most embarrassing thing was having to tell the principal "It came out of both ends." Lol!

I do believe we have had this discussion before lol. I was standing in line at Wal-Mart, sneezed and darted at the same time. There was a woman standing right behind me

Puked on my first srgnt after long run really hungover

I've posted this here before but it's way too long to post again. Pretty hilarious story that you can read here:


http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html

That was pretty good! Hahahaha

Attention K-mart shoppers clean up on aisle three

@rulost2: barf!!!

@Sweetreats:

I hope she aint standing by my snickers candy lol

Lmmfao!! I remember that story, I laughed till I almost puked