""Kansas City, Missouri| A 26-year old morgue worker was arrested this morning after a DNA test revealed that her newborn child was the result of a necrophiliac intercourse with a man she was supposed to autopsy.
Jennifer Burrows, an assistant pathologist with the Jackson County medical examiner services, is accused of having sex with dozens of corpses over the course of the last two years, a behavior which led the birth of a baby boy on January 7.
According to the Kansas City Missouri Police Department, her baby is the son of man who died in a car accident in March 2015, and whose body she was supposed to autopsy. They allege that she Ms. Burrows sexually abused more than 60 other dead bodies, belonging to males from 17 to 71 years old.
“We opened an investigation about this case in October after we were informed that the suspect may have been sexually abusing corpses,” Police Chief Forté told reporters. “We accumulated enough evidence over the last few months to obtain a warrant for a paternity test on her newborn son. It confirmed our suspicions, that the father of her child was, indeed, a 57-year old veterinarian from Texas who was driving through the county when he had a fatal car accident. All the evidence that we have gathered suggests that he had never met Ms. Burrows before his demise and that he was already dead when the baby was conceived.”"
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/morg...ead-mans-baby/

I put this in "Relationship Issues" because this woman definitely has issues lol.


Its from a satire website but I don't care, it made me laugh

Now that is simply ridiculous! But funny.

More "articles" from that site:

"Minneapolis, MN | After partially regaining his eyesight after a successful spinal realignment surgery, Bradley Donahue, 24, has decided to divorce his wife, Jane Donahue, 46, after seeing her face for the first time."

""DEATH ROW INMATE EATS AN ENTIRE BIBLE AS HIS LAST MEAL"




"FLORIDA: ZOO EMPLOYEE KILLED WHILE ATTEMPTING TO RAPE AN ALLIGATOR"

"MAN GROWS A SECOND PENIS DURING A CLINICAL TRIAL FOR A NEW DRUG"

Hahahaha!

I was going to say ...
She likes her men stiff lol

And Vee-Agra ain't gonna help any of THOSE 71 year olds hahaaahha

@MrWalkSoftly:

What site did you say you got them from. Sounds like some interesting reads. Kinda like the National Inquires lol

worldnewsdailyreport.com There's a link in the OP. You can click on that link menu button to see other stories.

@MrWalkSoftly:

Thanks that'll be good toilet reading ...right lol

Yep, that's how I found it.. .



Hahahahahaha

Lmao....you aint right