Thread: If there were a milder version of Hell called "Heck", what kinds of things would you expect to happe

If there were a milder version of Hell called "Heck", what kinds of things would you expect to happe (by Sparky)

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Sparky (0)

(29 / M-F / Massachusetts)
9-Dec-14 2:40 am

If there were a milder version of Hell called "Heck", what kinds of things would you expect to happen there?

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WalkSoftly
9-Dec-14 2:51 am

You would always have to drink out of date milk.

Only telemarketers call your phone

Your socks always have a hole in them

All the whiskey is the cheap kind, in plastic bottles.

The condoms are never "ribbed, for her pleasure"

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WalkSoftly
9-Dec-14 2:57 am

Oh...and this is the only room deodorizer available.....

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Zilya777
9-Dec-14 3:54 am

Happening all day, every day, through out time..

1- All your neighbors are trying to 'borrow' stuff.
2- All the kids call you "Mom" & you hear " Mom, Mom, Mommy!"
3-All the men are wearing white socks, even during sex *that's disgusting*
4- Your phone calls & alerts are people asking the same questions.
5-Men never say your name & use the same 'lines' over & over.
6-Everyone assumes you will cook & clean for free, & know where everything is.

*Sound familiar, ladies :-)*

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ramblinman
9-Dec-14 4:35 am

@Zilya777: wait a tick... you mean y'all don't cook and clean for free and know where all my white socks are?! Say it ain't so! Lol

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lilpoorgirl30
9-Dec-14 1:14 pm

Quoted Post:

Happening all day, every day, through out time..

1- All your neighbors are trying to 'borrow' stuff.
2- All the kids call you "Mom" & you hear " Mom, Mom, Mommy!"
3-All the men are wearing white socks, even during sex *that's disgusting*
4- Your phone calls & alerts are people asking the same questions.
5-Men never say your name & use the same 'lines' over & over.
6-Everyone assumes you will cook & clean for free, & know where everything is.

*Sound familiar, ladies :-)*

....hahaha..white socks bother u miss zee??jk

Last edited by lilpoorgirl30; 9-Dec-14 1:25 pm.

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Lucass (0)

(42 / M-M / Missouri)
9-Dec-14 1:59 pm

Wow...i must b there now! lol

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