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Women and cats (by Nenavar)

 Nenavar (15)    (31 / M-MF / New York)
9-Sep-14 4:42 am
Why do women love cats?

Cats are independent, they dont listen, they dont come when called, they like to stay out all night, and when they are home they like to be left alone to sleep.

In other words every quality women hate in men they love in cats.

 

 

 
 
 Zilya777 
9-Sep-14 5:09 am
@Nenavar: And most men hate cats. Because they are not pack animals. Could care less, who thinks he is Alpha. And they don't kiss a*s. Yep... Women love cats :-)
LOL

 

 

 
 
 B3dR00m3y3z (11)  (41 / M-F / Texas)
9-Sep-14 5:16 am
I would like to own a swamp panther and try to breed it with a housecat. lol I would need an entourage of pitts and rotts that I would segregate from the wild critter that could kill me.

 

 



Last edited by B3dR00m3y3z; 9-Sep-14 5:19 am.
 
 
 SweetNothings 
9-Sep-14 5:23 am
I hate cats.

 

 

 
 
 Zilya777 
9-Sep-14 5:44 am
@SweetNothings: I never did either actually. Then I found a kitten, abandoned in the rain & brought it home. Had no idea what to do or to even feed it. The poor thing was feed meatballs for it's first 3 months. Now she thinks it is her house & I'm just " the kitchen b*tch" * so we only have contact in the morning * LOL

 

 

 
 
 4everteh1 (8)    (35 / M-F / Pennsylvania)
9-Sep-14 5:47 am
I love cats and dispise dogs..o.o lol

 

 

 
 
 ramrod007 (9)    (60 / M-F / New South Wales)
9-Sep-14 5:50 am
I am not a cat person and after my encounter with 2 staffy,s am not that keen on dogs now so this only leaves me with 1 option

































i want a pony

 

 

 
 
 Zilya777 
9-Sep-14 5:51 am
@ramrod007: Hhhaa.. I can't stop laughing

 

 

 
 
 4everteh1 (8)    (35 / M-F / Pennsylvania)
9-Sep-14 5:53 am
Loooool pony XD

 

 

 
 
 Zilya777 
9-Sep-14 6:21 am
I can't get that foo foo .. Littte girl toy or the foo foo song out of my head now.. Hhaaa,!!


" My little pony ", for those unfamiliar with general specific marketing. LOL

 

 



Last edited by Zilya777; 9-Sep-14 6:24 am.
 
 
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