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Why do super heroes wear their underwear on the out side of their clothes ? (by rulost2)

 rulost2 (35)     (53 / M-F / Mississippi)
28-Jun-14 9:00 pm
Why do super heroes wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes

 

 

 
 
 Wolf1966 
28-Jun-14 9:43 pm
Superman

 

 

 
 
 Wolf1966 
28-Jun-14 9:57 pm
Easier to be seen n when the bad guys see there underwear on the outside they will be to busy laughing to notice when the superhero beats the crap out of them!!

 

 

 
 
 TheCelt (4)   (43 / M-F / Ireland)
28-Jun-14 10:18 pm
Old Superman Joke

Superman is getting tired of being a superhero. So, he decides to go
out and have some fun. He flys to gotham city and asks batman if he
wants to go with him, get drunk, and get laid. Batman says no man, I
gotta protect gotham city, you know. So superman flys to spiderman and
asks him if he wants to go out, get drunk, and get laid. Spiderman
also refuses by saying he has to protect the city. So superman goes
alone. He's flying along when he sees wonder woman spread eagle, right
in the middle of nowhere. He thinks to himself "I'm as fast as a
speeding bullet. I'll giver her a quick pop and she won't notice" So
superman flys down, f,ucks her and flys back up. Wonder woman says
"What the f,uck was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but my
ass is really killing me..."

 

 

 
 
 sweetnspice 
28-Jun-14 10:18 pm
So we can see their junk!

 

 

 
 
 Justshellagain 
29-Jun-14 2:42 am
Makes it harder for the villains to "violate" them o_O

 

 

 
 
 ramblinman 
29-Jun-14 2:46 am
Protect them from the breeze

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly 
29-Jun-14 2:46 am
Makes it harder for the villains to "violate" them o_O
AND they only have one pair of drawers n dont wanna get em dirty










True story......









 

 

 
 
 rulost2 (35)     (53 / M-F / Mississippi)
29-Jun-14 3:00 am
The hottest female heroe is wonder woman and she wears granny pantys lol

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly 
29-Jun-14 3:04 am
The hottest female heroe is wonder woman and she wears granny pantys lol
Shes gonna appear in some new Batman vs Superman movie....

"" According to JoBlo , Wonder Woman will wear
a pre-new52 jacket and leggings. A source
for JoBlo tells them that Wonder Woman will
look "badass" repeatedly, and we're not
questioning that. While Wonder Woman will
look ripped and sleek, she will look like she's
always ready for battle.
Her costume accessories include a blue
leather skirt, silver-armored cuffs, golden
tiara with a possible red star in the center
and a standard red top. She will look like an
"Amazon warrior princess," which is what she
really is in the first place.""


Boo! No thong lol

 

 

 
 
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