An elderly couple go to bed one night as they lay there the old man farts. 7 points he says. The old woman asks, What was that? The old man replies fart football and thats first down. Shortly the old woman lets go with one of her own. The old man asks, What was that? The old woman replies 7 points tie game. Shortly after this the old man lets go and more than air and noise comes out. The old woman asks, What was that? The old man replies touchdown time to switch sides.

Eww lol