What is the funniest thing you have ever heard an innocent child say?

Source.

We had a black lab, a boy named George. My oldest who was still young had came to me crying. George is going to die she said. Why? He has a big worm coming out of his belly. We always had female pets before George. So of course i had to explain a couple things to her.

I took my daughter to the store one day to get her a treat for being good, she was 5 at the time...we was in the toy aisle for girls and she kept saying she wanted a diarrhea lmao, meaning a diary. she kept saying it, loud. A woman walked by hearing her saying she wanted a diarrhea busted out laughing. I was laughing so hard tears was rolling.

Ok, now thats funny lol!

@WalkSoftly: she was so serious when she was saying it made it funnier lol

One of my sons had a problem with the letter "b". We were in a bookstore and he kept saying he wanted a book. But instead of saying book, he said fook, pronounced remarkably similar to how he got here in the first place!

My daughter got in trouble for telling lies. When i asked her why she was lying she said the devil made her do it! she was only bout 4yrs at the time. Lmbo!