John took top awards for tooth brush sales breaking all records, when asked how he did it he replied, I went to the airport and set up a stand with free fudge,when people would eat the fudge they would immediately say this tastes like crap, I would say it is, wanna buy a tooth brush....

@Lionface: Here's one for ya. This guy's been going to the same ice cream parlor for over 20 years, making friends with the owner. One day he walks in and his friend says, "I created pus sy flavored ice cream! Here, try some." He does and spits it out, hacking and gagging. "This tastes like shi t!" The owner gets a puzzled look on his face, then smiles and grabs the cone, turning it around. "Try it now."

@BigPapaRedneck: do you know why Rose Ann is like a rooster? Cause a rooster goes kock a doodle do , Rose Ann goes any kock will dooooo....