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This kids gotta plan!!!!! (by hispeedrodeo)

 hispeedrodeo 
21-Apr-14 11:01 pm
So little Johnny is walking down the street any walks up to the door of the local whorehouse he knocks on the door in the lady answers and he looks at her and very quickly says I want to sleep with a girl here who has the disease she looks at him Johnny we don't have any girls here with diseases he says look lady I know that you have a girl here who has a disease and if you don't let me in to sleep with her I'm going to tell my momma that you made me come in here and I'm going to tell my preacher and I'm going to tell the police so she says okay okay shut up come on in he goes on upstairs any sleepS with the girl that has a diseas. even walk downstairs and paYs the lad. just before he is leaving the lady asked Johnny I do have to ask you why on earth out of all the women we have would you want to sleep with the girl that has a disease he said well that simple see if I sleep with the girl that has a disease then I'll have the disease now I can go home and sleep with my babysitter and she will get the disease this afternoon when my daddy comes home no sleep with the babysitter and then he will have the disease then tonight wHen my momma gets off work shell sleep with Dadd. and then she will have the disease then tomorrow morning after my dad goes to work the next door neighbor will come over and sleep with Mama and he will have the disease and that's the sorry s.o.b who ran over my bike this morning

 

 

 
 
 titans96ad 
21-Apr-14 11:15 pm
Lmao thats a plan alright.

 

 

 
 
 TheHBKbigred (12)    (46 / M-F / Utah)
21-Apr-14 11:18 pm
Lol smart kid

 

 

 
 
 hispeedrodeo 
22-Apr-14 12:34 am
Damn right that kid walked all the way through the chain he was sitting in math class that morning going wait a minute A plus B equals C algebra does make sense

 

 



Last edited by hispeedrodeo; 22-Apr-14 12:35 am.
 
 
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