What is the difference between" complete and finished"? if you marry the right person you are complete but when you marry the wrong one you are finished!

Is this a joke?

A married couple is lying in bed one night.
The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep,
and the husband turns his bed lamp on to
read a book.
As he's reading, he periodically reaches
over to his wife and fondles her special bits.
He does this a few times, but only for a
very short interval before returning to read
his book.
The wife gradually becomes more and more
aroused and, assuming that her husband is
seeking some encouragement before going
further, gets up and starts stripping in front
of him.
The husband is confused and asks, Why are
you taking off your clothes?
His wife replies, You were rubbing me
downtown. I thought it was foreplay.
The husband says, No, not at all.
His wife asks angrily, Well, what the hell
were you doing then?
I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn
the pages in my book.

@WalkSoftly: hahahahahaha!

Here is a video of a wedding from Ireland that is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face , the priest gets up on stage in the church and starts unexpectedly singing and hes actually pretty good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYKwqj5QViQ

Lol