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The Wife (by WalkSoftly)

 WalkSoftly 
2-Mar-14 6:07 pm
Joe recieved the following text from his neighbor...

" I am so sorry Joe. I've been riddled with guilt
and I have to confess. I have been tapping
your wife, day and night when you're not
around.
I'm not getting any at home, but that's no
excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope
you
will accept my sincerest apology with my
promise that it won't happen again."

Joe, anguished and betrayed, went into his
bedroom, grabbed his gun and without a word,
shot his wife and killed her.

A few minutes later, the neighbor texted again...

"Sorry, I meant 'wifi', not "wife"...

 

 

 
 
 rhinson79 
2-Mar-14 6:10 pm
@WalkSoftly: that damn auto correct will get ya everytime lmao

 

 

 
 
 Jahye 
2-Mar-14 6:13 pm
Joe recieved the following text from his neighbor...

" I am so sorry Joe. I've been riddled with guilt
and I have to confess. I have been tapping
your wife, day and night when you're not
around.
I'm not getting any at home, but that's no
excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope
you
will accept my sincerest apology with my
promise that it won't happen again."

Joe, anguished and betrayed, went into his
bedroom, grabbed his gun and without a word,
shot his wife and killed her.

A few minutes later, the neighbor texted again...

"Sorry, I meant 'wifi', not "wife"...

nice

 

 

 
 
 SammyToo 
2-Mar-14 7:35 pm
Oops! Lmao!:-)

 

 

 
 
 titans96ad 
2-Mar-14 7:46 pm
Damn I laughed so hard had tears in my eyes.

 

 

 
 
 im1made4u (22)    (55 / F-M / California)
2-Mar-14 7:57 pm
Omg lol! im going have remember that!

 

 

 
 
 sweeterthejuic3 
2-Mar-14 8:08 pm
This joke made me sad.

























I don't have a neighbor with unprotected WiFi :(

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly 
2-Mar-14 8:13 pm
I don't have a neighbor with unprotected
WiFi :(
I do lol......someone has a Linksys router open and I ise the hell out of it lmao!

 

 

 
 
 sweeterthejuic3 
2-Mar-14 8:25 pm
@WalkSoftly: just ruuuuuuuub it in!

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly 
2-Mar-14 8:27 pm
@WalkSoftly: just ruuuuuuuub it in!
I do when I watch porn on my free wifi

 

 

 
 
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