Thread: Pick up lines

A guy i worked with awhile back had "your name" tattoo'd on his ******. He'd go up to women and say "bet ya 50 i got ur name tattoo'd on my d*ck" he took #s ins

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TheBillCollector
15-Mar-12 12:20 pm

Hey baby your daddy must been a lumberjack cause your givin me wood.

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akdood (0)

(60 / M-MF / Alaska)
16-Mar-12 7:24 am

Lmao, all good ones

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TheBillCollector
16-Mar-12 7:30 am

Girl you must be tired cause been runnin through my mind all day

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sammay (6)

(34 / F-M / United States)
16-Mar-12 9:26 am

You must work at subway because you just gave me a footlong:)

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TheBillCollector
16-Mar-12 1:43 pm

@sammay: Dang we're you hidin your footlong at girl lol :)

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