An elephant was walking through the forest,
and got a thorn in his foot. He looked down,
and saw a mouse, and said "please Mr.
Mouse, please get this thorn out of my foot!".
The mouse asked the elephant what the
elephant would for him, to which the elephant
replied "Anything!!". So, the mouse says "will
you let me perform anal sex on you". "Yes,
just please get the thorn out!"
The mouse complies, then crawls up the
elephants leg, and begins violently giving the
elephant butt sex....
A monkey watches this whole show go down,
and while hysterically laughing, begins
throwing coconuts down onto them, on of
which hits the elephant in the head.
The elephant says "OOOOWWWWWW",

The mouse replies "THAT'S RIGHT, TAKE IT
ALL!!!!"

Lmao! You the man!!

Omg! Lol

cute!:)

Man got a lie detecting robot. Robot slaps you
in the face if you lie. He decided to try it out
at dinner.
MAN: Son, where were you today during
school?
SON: in class, dad
Robot slapped the son.
SON: OK, I was watching a DVD at my buddys
MAN: What DVD?
SON: Transformers 2
Robot slapped the son again
SON: OK!! it was a porn
MAN: WHAT?!?! When I was your age I didn't
even know what porn was
Robot slapped the dad
MOM: hahahah, well.. he's your son
Robot slapped the mom

A priest and a rabbi are sitting outside at a
coffee shop enjoying a cup of coffee. The
coffee shop happens to be across the street
from a playground.
The priest says to the rabbi: "Hey rabbi, wanna
go f*ck those kids?"
Rabbi: "F*ck em outta what!?"

Ahhahaha!:) I wanna tell you a Mexican joke but...that might be crossin the border-line...;)