What is the naughtiest thing you did as a child that your parent never knew you did..??

Stole a space ship that I ended up crash landing on Earth when I was trying to go to Venus

@Lurker: ha...whatever...!!:-)) :-))

My sister and i once burned a hole in my grandmothers mattress playing with matches we thought we got away with it till about an hour later when she entered her room and smelled it we heard her shout our names and we knew we were in deep **** she punished us for weeks but vowed not to tell mom and dad and she didn't but we sure paid long and hard for it...lol

Took balloons from a store. Got so scared i would get seen with them i buried them in back yard. Never did play with them. Never took another thing again. Lol!

I caught the entire backyard on fire with gas and had to use the fire extinguisher nobody knows even today :-))

Broke into my uncles house and got laid for the first time on his bed

Cut the heads off of my sisters brabie dolls after she took a hammer th my toy cars yea i was a tom boy lol

They knew everything. ._. It was rough trying to be a bad kid.