A married couple was on
holiday in Pakistan. They
were touring around the
marketplace looking at
the goods and such, when
they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they
heard a gentleman with a
Pakistani accent say, ''You,
foreigners! Come in. Come
into my humble shop.''
So the married couple walked in. The Pakistani
man said to them, ''I have
some special sandals I
think you'd be interested
in. They make you wild at
sex like a great desert camel.''
Well, the wife was really
interested in buying the
sandals after what the
man had claimed, but her
husband felt he really didn't need them, being
the sex hero he was. The
husband asked the man,
''How could sandals make
you into a sex freak?''
The Pakistani man replied, ''Why don't you try them
on and see for yourself?''
After much badgering
from his wife, the
husband finally conceded
to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his
feet, he got this wild look
in his eyes; something his
wife hadn't seen in many
years, her husband was
full of raw sexual power. In a blink of an eye, the
husband rushed the
Pakistani man, threw him
on a table and started
tearing at the guy's pants.
All the time the Pakistani man was screaming, ''YOU
HAVE THEM ON THE
WRONG FEET! YOU HAVE
THEM ON THE WRONG
FEET!''

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