Marriage is not a word. It is a
sentence--a life sentence. Marriage is very much like a
violin; after the sweet music is
over, the strings are attached. Marriage is love. Love is blind.
Therefore, marriage is an
institution for the blind. Marriage is an institution in
which a man loses his
Bachelor's Degree and the
woman gets her Masters. Marriage is a thing which puts
a ring on a woman's finger
and two under the man's eyes. Marriage certificate is just
another word for a work
permit. Marriage is not just a having a
wife, but also worries
inherited forever. Marriage requires a man to
prepare 4 types of "rings": * The Engagement Ring * The Wedding Ring * The Suffe-Ring * The Endu-Ring

Marriages are made in heven but lived in hell .