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12 days of Christmas... (by truehrt4u)

 truehrt4u 
16-Dec-13 1:25 pm
Lets create our own lyrics to the 12 days of christmas........


ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME........??? ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS....and so on....

 

 



Last edited by truehrt4u; 16-Dec-13 1:27 pm.
 
 
 mrb89 
16-Dec-13 1:32 pm
On the First Day of Christmas my true Love gave to me: One month free Premium

(might as well make it the Dating.mobi days of christmas! lmao )

 

 

 
 
 Zilya777 
16-Dec-13 1:55 pm
@mrb89: And a free gift in a pear tree.. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Unlimited dunces & a free gift in a pear tree.

 

 

 
 
 truehrt4u 
16-Dec-13 5:00 pm
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three pairs of depends underwear...unlimited dunces and a a gift in a pear tree

 

 

 
 
 LaDawn (11)   (50 / F-M / Oklahoma)
16-Dec-13 5:12 pm
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Four cackling hens
Three pairs of depends
Unlimited dunces
And a free gift in a pear tree....

 

 



Last edited by LaDawn; 16-Dec-13 5:13 pm.
 
 
 WalkSoftly 
16-Dec-13 5:25 pm
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me......

5 members complaining
Four cackling hens
Three pairs of depends
Unlimited dunces
And a free gift in a pear tree....

 

 

 
 
 LaDawn (11)   (50 / F-M / Oklahoma)
16-Dec-13 5:28 pm
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Six members squawking
5 members complaining
Four cackling hens
Three pairs of depends
Unlimited dunces
And a free gift in a pear tree...

 

 

 
 
 SammyToo 
16-Dec-13 5:30 pm
Lol if you have your true love, he would more than likely NOT give you dating site gifts;)but in the spirit of it-On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...seven maids for cleaning, etc. etc.

 

 



Last edited by SammyToo; 16-Dec-13 5:32 pm.
 
 
 WalkSoftly 
16-Dec-13 5:31 pm
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me....

7 pervs a perving
Six members squawking
5 members complaining
Four cackling hens
Three pairs of depends
Unlimited dunces
And a free gift in a pear tree..

 

 



Last edited by WalkSoftly; 16-Dec-13 5:34 pm.
 
 
 LaDawn (11)   (50 / F-M / Oklahoma)
16-Dec-13 5:35 pm
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
Eight maids a sexting
Seven pervs a perving
Six members squawking
5 members complaining
Four cackling hens
Three pairs of depends
Unlimited dunces
And a free gift in a pear tree.

 

 

 
 
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