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Cakes (by WalkSoftly)
There was a little girl and her mother walking
through the park one day and they saw two
teenagers having sex on a bench.
The little girl says "Mommy what are they
doing?"
The mother hesitates then quickly replies
"Ummm... they are making cakes. now come
on, we'll go to the Zoo"
At the Zoo, the little girl sees two monkeys
having sex.
Again she asks her mother "What are they
doing?"
And her mother replies with the same
response, "They are making cakes. Thats it
we're going home"
The next day the girl says to her mother
"Mommy, you and Daddy were making cakes
in the living room last night, weren't you?"
Shocked, the Mother says, "What? How do you
know?"
The little girl repied, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
through the park one day and they saw two
teenagers having sex on a bench.
The little girl says "Mommy what are they
doing?"
The mother hesitates then quickly replies
"Ummm... they are making cakes. now come
on, we'll go to the Zoo"
At the Zoo, the little girl sees two monkeys
having sex.
Again she asks her mother "What are they
doing?"
And her mother replies with the same
response, "They are making cakes. Thats it
we're going home"
The next day the girl says to her mother
"Mommy, you and Daddy were making cakes
in the living room last night, weren't you?"
Shocked, the Mother says, "What? How do you
know?"
The little girl repied, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
that's just wrong.
(42 / F-M / Philippines)
Shocking-just shocking I tell ya!;)
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