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Story to make you smile. (by Thanx4memory)

 Thanx4memory (0)   (42 / M-F / England)
13-Mar-12 4:03 am
This was the only category to mention stories lol. many, many moons ago the gods created some blissfully happy beings. They varied in height but had 2 heads, 4 arms, 4 legs but only one heart. And long were the years of their contentedness. But one of the gods was evil and detested the site of such happiness. So he wove a dark spell that tore those poor beings in two. The spell kept them alive but scattered them across the four corners of the earth. To this day those forlorn creatures wander the earth on their two legs and always searching for the other half of themselves. May you find your other half soon. * the story was plagiarised but put into my own words. I wish i could remember where i read it so i could cite the author, if anyone knows please let me know so i can ammend this post.

 

 

 
 
 OzzyOzborn 
13-Mar-12 4:24 am
I think the stories and creative writing category mentioned stories. So does that mean that i currently possess only half my genitalia? Plenty of ppl call me a karnt, but i didnt know i was supposed to own one. I'd never leave the house again! :)

 

 

 
 
 Ram318 
13-Mar-12 2:58 pm
@OzzyOzborn: Oz u are a trip man! Wud love to have some beers with ya if I'm evr 'down under'

 

 

 
 
 autumnq20 (0)  (32 / F-M / New Jersey)
16-Mar-12 2:02 pm
I heard that story too. I was just talking about it a few weeks ago. There is a differnt version of it in a mythology bible. oh its not platralizing if you put it in your own words. If you put it as it was exactly written word for word without properly quoting it thats what it is

 

 

 
 
 lilili 
23-Mar-12 9:14 am
Nice story but in what pattern did d evil god cut dem? I mean is it diagonally or vertically, cos if dey had 2 hands on both sides cuting dem vertically would give us two individuals with 2hands on one side and none on the other side.
@ozzy yes u posses half your genitalia that is why you need your other half to make a baby. Hehehe

 

 

 
 
 OzzyOzborn 
28-Mar-12 11:11 am
Hehe, touche' lililililililililili :)

 

 

 
 
 Rockhard2 (15)    (56 / M-F / California)
8-Apr-12 10:19 am
I thought LSD was a thing in the pasted. Please write more about your trips. Nice water colors will work for me.

 

 

 
 
 XXXDonna 
8-Apr-12 2:19 pm
I thought that was sweet

 

 

 
 
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