A young man walks up and sits down at the
bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender
inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,"
responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you
celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first
blow job." "Well, in that case, let me give you a
7th on the house." "No offence, sir. But if 6
shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will.

Oh, that was so not nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha Ha! LMAO

Lmao WalkSoftly1, Why can't Miss Piggy count to one hundred? because when she gets to sixty nine she gets a frog in her throat. Poor Kermit lol

Oh damn! lmao

They both made me Lmao.... :) Thanx guys !

One last one and Ill stop lol.... Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without
sex for several years, decided they needed to
visit a cat-house for some tail..... When they
arrived, the madam took one look at them and
decided she wasn't going to waste any of her
girls on these two old men.
So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put
the dolls in each man's room and left them to
their business. After the two men were
finished, they started walking home and began
to talking. The first man said, "I think the girl I
had was dead. She never moved, talked or
even groaned... how was it for you?"
The second man replied, "I think mine was a
witch. When I nibbled on her breast..... she
farted and flew out the window!"

lmfao!! priceless

Damn, be me in a few years!! ha ha!! Ouch!!!