So a man walked into a bar sat down and ordered a drink... the bartender poured his drink and said man you look like you're in a pretty good mood... he said you're darn right I am just had me a brand new baby boy... he going to grow up to be a big proud texan just like his daddy... the bartender congratulated him and asked so much did your boy weigh.... the man replied 22 pounds... everybody was shocked and said that sure is a big baby.... about a week later the man returned to the bar... and the bartender asked him how his son was doing... he said he's doing great and he is growing he's up to 12 pounds.... the bartender stopped him and said but didn't you say he was born at 22 pounds... the man said yes sir but we got him circumcised yesterday!!

Lmfaoooo