Why do leprechauns sprint instead of walk? Cause the grass tickles their nutts.

A German Shepard and a weeny were locked outside in a foot of snow. The german shepards says to the weeny dog, "dude, my paws are frozen." and the weeny dog replies "man you think you got problems"

@Aphasia: Lol:) Ty! I needed a laugh;)

Lol thank you for that i bout hit the floor

Man walks into bar sees a donkey ask the bartender y the donkey he says if you can him laugh you get free drinks for the night so the man goes over and whispers in the donkeys ear the donkey burst out laughing so the man drinks all he can and leaves a week later the man comes back donkeys still laughing bartender say you can have free drinks if youll make him stop so the man walks over and pulls out his ****** the donkey suddenly goes silent the bartender asks the man what happened he responds the first time i told him it was bigger than his the second time i showed him

@william99: rofl where the he.ll do u ppl come up with this stuff? i cant make a good joke to save my life lol

It comes from great minds my friend great minds

LMAO!!!!!

Blonde guy comes home from work son meets him at the door and say dad uncle teds in your room and mommys screaming so he runs up stares to find his wife naked and moaning heavily with ted on top of her so the man grabs ted and say DAMNIT TED ITs A HEART ATTACK CPR WONT WORK