Thread: Learn to listen

Learn to listen (by Acire73)

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Acire73
5-Jul-13 11:28 pm

Nurse walks into a patients room to give him a bath. He has an oxygen mask on, and is hooked up to alot of machines. 'are my testicles black?' he asks quickly. She is flustered, but tells him she is just there to wash his face and upper body. 'please, are my testicles black?' well the young girl sees he is getting distressed so she lifts his gown and lifts his manhood and checks his testicles carefully. She tells him he looks fine and asks if he feels better. He smiles and removes his mask. 'yes, it was wonderful. Listen to me carefully now. Are -my -test -results -back?'

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mrb89
5-Jul-13 11:47 pm

that is just wrong. lmao.

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Acire73
5-Jul-13 11:59 pm

I know lol but funny

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xSinneDx (21)

(42 / M-F / Arizona)
6-Jul-13 12:16 am

Nice

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rebalgal29 (13)

(39 / F-M / Virginia)
6-Jul-13 2:17 am

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UFOjoe
17-May-14 6:31 pm

Sounds like my last hospital vist

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