With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is
bringing forth a whole line of drugs
oriented towards improving the
performance of men in today's society.
DIRECTRA - A dose of this drug given
to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to
stop and ask for directions when
they got lost compared to a control
group where only 0.2 percent asked
for directions.
PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more
likely
to actually finish a household repair
project before starting a new
one.
CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming
urge
to perform more child-care tasks,
especially cleaning up spills and
little accidents.
COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men
administered this drug noticed that
their wives had a new hairstyle.
Currently being tested to see if its
effects extend to noticing new
clothing. BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise
attached men reported a sudden urge
to
buy their sweeties expensive jewelry
and gifts after taking this drug
for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued
for a period longer than your favorite
store's return limit.
NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact
opposite effect of Viagra. Currently
undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.
NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the
strange effect of making men want
to turn off televised sports and actually
converse with other family
members. CAPAGRA - Caused test subjects to
become uncharacteristically
fastidious about lowering toilet seats
and replacing toothpaste caps.
Subjects on higher doses were seen
dusting furniture. PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial,
this drug gave men in the
test group an irresistible urge to dig
into the personal affairs of
other people. Note: Apparent
overdose turned three test subjects into
special prosecutors.
LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be
less than truthful when they are
asked about their sexual affairs. Will
be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength
versions.

I dont need viagra to get my 12 inches to work ladies. lol they dont call me justinsexyman for nothing!

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