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Funny true story (by Acire)
Im walkin home about 1 a.m. Dark out no moon. So im a lil creeped out passin the cemetery. I flip my cell open for lite and i am starin at this huge face. Starin at me. It snorts. Me..the ever graceful.. I step back on my own foot and sit down hard as this huge thing from hell jumps over me. Hel l ya.. I peed. Dam proud thats all i did. Then i started laughin. This poor buck probly tellin his doe."i was standin by the cemetery and a beast shone a lite in my face and screamed..."
Lol...that was funny. "hell ya i peed...damn proud thats all i did" ohhhh that was hilarious
Omg that was hilarious. Glad you were alright though lmao.
@Acire: uh? who peed? when? where? what? who? you? me? brite? irish? me? y do i always get lost in these forums lol
Hey, What'd I do? I didn't pee... ?.? lol
@IrishLove1988: puff puff pass love lol oopz wrong thread darn it lol
Ok so u ever take awhile to laugh over something? I finally did today. I was drivin fork lift at rpl. Loadin pallets Flannel shirt jeans labor clothes. Boss wants me to learn the pallet sorter big machine lots of rollers. 5 min later he checks on me and i turn from the machine and rip.. Rollers took my flannel away in a blink. U ever been the only girl at work and had a machine eat ur shirt so u standin there in a lacy sheer bra starin at ur boss?
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