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Funny true story (by Acire)

 Acire 
5-Jun-12 2:49 am
Im walkin home about 1 a.m. Dark out no moon. So im a lil creeped out passin the cemetery. I flip my cell open for lite and i am starin at this huge face. Starin at me. It snorts. Me..the ever graceful.. I step back on my own foot and sit down hard as this huge thing from hell jumps over me. Hel l ya.. I peed. Dam proud thats all i did. Then i started laughin. This poor buck probly tellin his doe."i was standin by the cemetery and a beast shone a lite in my face and screamed..."

 

 

 
 
 Ram318 
5-Jun-12 2:51 am
Now that's jus hilarious lol

 

 

 
 
 Briteeyes1211 
5-Jun-12 2:53 am
Lol...that was funny. "hell ya i peed...damn proud thats all i did" ohhhh that was hilarious

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (53 / F-M / California)
5-Jun-12 3:03 am
Omg that was hilarious. Glad you were alright though lmao.

 

 

 
 
 MrSupaFreak101 
5-Jun-12 3:37 am
@Acire: uh? who peed? when? where? what? who? you? me? brite? irish? me? y do i always get lost in these forums lol

 

 

 
 
 IrishLove1988 (18)    (35 / F-M / New York)
5-Jun-12 3:50 am
Hey, What'd I do? I didn't pee... ?.? lol

 

 

 
 
 Acire 
5-Jun-12 3:54 am
@MrSupaFreak101: lol i see im not the only one high tonite.. Just joking

 

 

 
 
 MrSupaFreak101 
5-Jun-12 4:04 am
@IrishLove1988: puff puff pass love lol oopz wrong thread darn it lol

 

 

 
 
 Acire 
15-Jun-12 3:34 am
Ok so u ever take awhile to laugh over something? I finally did today. I was drivin fork lift at rpl. Loadin pallets Flannel shirt jeans labor clothes. Boss wants me to learn the pallet sorter big machine lots of rollers. 5 min later he checks on me and i turn from the machine and rip.. Rollers took my flannel away in a blink. U ever been the only girl at work and had a machine eat ur shirt so u standin there in a lacy sheer bra starin at ur boss?

 

 

 
 
 LaDawn1974 
15-Jun-12 3:49 am
Omg!!! wat did U say?!?

 

 

 
 
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