"Doc, I think my son has VD," a patient
told his urologist on the
phone. "The only woman he's
screwed is our maid."
"Okay, don't be hard on him. He's just
a kid," the medic soothed. "Get him in here right away and I'll take
care of him."
"But I've been screwing the maid too,
and I've got the same symptoms
he has."
"Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up," replied the
doctor.
"Well," the man admitted, "I think my
wife has it too."
"Oh crap!" the physician roared. "That
means we've all got it!"

@jonson007: rotflmfao!