Thread: ~The Blonde At Western Union~

~The Blonde At Western Union~ (by MysticJadeCookie)

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A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe." The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don't have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it's urgent! I'll do anything to get a message to her." The clerk replies "Anything?" "Yes... ANYTHING!" replies the blonde. He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants." She does. "Take it out", says the clerk." She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says "Well... go ahead and do it..." She brings her lips close to it and shouts "Hello?... Mom?"

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Sweetred73 (14)

(51 / F-M / Missouri)
4-May-13 3:45 am

Lmao!!!!!! Love it!!

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Briteeyes
4-May-13 3:45 am

Oh goodness!!

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snoopy19
4-May-13 3:46 am

Lol classy:-)

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InYourWetDreams
4-May-13 3:47 am

Hey I told you not to tell anybody

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Briteeyes
4-May-13 3:50 am

Quoted Post:

Hey I told you not to tell anybody

ur busted, its to late

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hornyoldgoat
4-May-13 3:57 am

Reach out, reach out & touch some one....

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Peterbrown67
4-May-13 7:14 am

@MysticJadeCookie: Lovely i like this

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Sinderella
4-May-13 9:26 am

Lmao....

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