A lawyer married a woman who hand recently divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night she told her new husband please be gentle im still a virgin. What? Said the puzzled groom. How can that be if you have been married 10 times? well husband 1 was a sales representative he kept telling me how great it was going to be, 2 was in software services he never was sure how it was supposed to function, 3was from field services he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldnt get the system up, 4 was in telemareting even though he had the order he didnt know when he could deliver, 5 was an engineer he understood the basic process but wanted 3 years of research 6 was from finance and administration he thought he knew how but wasnt sure whether it was his job or not, 7 was in marketing although he had a nice product he was never sure how to position it, 8 was a psychologist all he ever did was talk about it, 9 was a gynecologist all he ever did was look at it,

10 was a stamp collector all he ever did was....... God i miss him, but now im married to you, im really excited!! good said the new husband but why? She said your a lawyer this time i know im gonna get screwed

She finally found the right guy to get the job done

Haha i like this one

Yeah i miss my husband #10 too. Lol

LMAO!