Thread: Dumb Lil Johnny

Dumb Lil Johnny (by Ram318)

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Ram318
24-May-12 1:43 pm

1 day lil johnny walked into the bathroom at the same time his dad was coming out of the shower. Lil johnny said "Dad, one day I hope I have a c*ck as big as urs so I can get ALL the skanky b*tches." Always the helpful father, his dad replied "Well here's wat u do son, rub a lil oil on it, and b4 u know it, you'll be as big as me" Lil johnny said "Wow thanx Dad, ur the best! Ill go get started rite away!"....Abt a week later lil johnny asked his dad " Wtf pops, I've been doin like u said, and my c*ck hasn't grew at all. As a matter of fact, its gotten smaller!" His dad replied " Well son, wat kind of oil did u use?" "Crisco" lil Johnny answered. The dad then exclaimed " THAT'S ur problem son, ur using 'shortening'!!"

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brats52005 (52)

(54 / F-M / California)
24-May-12 1:51 pm

Lmao hilarious

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LaDawn1974
24-May-12 2:07 pm

Lmao!!! been googling agin babe?

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Xxxdonna1 (Banned)
24-May-12 2:14 pm

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

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763dan8578
24-May-12 8:16 pm

Lol!! Personly i prefer anointing oil

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