Thread: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds!

0 to 200 in 6 seconds! (by SassyOak23)

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SassyOak23
11-Mar-12 3:16 pm

Bob was in trouble, he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really p*ssed, she told him ''tomorrow morning, i expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!! The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale, bob has been missing since friday!!!

tractorjohn
11-Mar-12 4:43 pm

He never weighed in again?

Lifeoftheparty (1)

(34 / M-MF / Illinois)
12-Mar-12 12:24 am

Hahahahaha that was great

Lonlysoul
12-Mar-12 4:43 am

Hey. You stole my joke. I posted that weeks ago. Find your own jokes.

JCSMTG
12-Mar-12 4:50 am

Good jokes are worth repeating :)

SassyOak23
12-Mar-12 4:53 am

@Lonlysoul: well for one i didnt see you post this f*cking joke, dont c*ck a f*cking attitude toward me!!!!!!!!

Last edited by SassyOak23; 12-Mar-12 4:57 am.

Lonlysoul
12-Mar-12 5:17 am

The word have no additude in them. Was just telling you i posted it and didnt see the need to repost.

SassyOak23
12-Mar-12 2:04 pm

@Lonlysoul: like i said i didnt see you post the f*ucking thing!!! f*cking drop it

OzzyOzborn
14-Mar-12 1:40 am

Good one sassy :) u rok!

10.

Lonlysoul
16-Mar-12 2:36 am

@SassyOak23: Wow. You a major a.s.s whole.

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