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Fortune teller (by REMIXX)

 REMIXX 
20-Mar-13 1:38 am
So this man at a carnaval sees a fortune teller. Thinking he could use a laugh he sits at her table.

"Ahh....." she says. "I see you are the father of two children"

The man laughs. "Ha! Thats what you THINK." he tells her. " I am the father of THREE children."

She replies, " thats what YOU THINK"

 

 

 
 
 MsAlwaysRight 
20-Mar-13 1:38 am
Lmao

 

 

 
 
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