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An affair with a horse (by AdityaVashistha)

 AdityaVashistha (2)    (29 / M-MF / India)
19-Mar-13 5:43 am
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair withthe electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine."
His second friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair withthe plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine."
Paddy says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."
Both his friends look at him withutter disbelief.
"No, I’m serious," Paddy says."The other day I came home andfound a jockey under our bed."

 

 

 
 
 xSinneDx (21)    (42 / M-F / Arizona)
19-Mar-13 6:35 am
*cricket chirps*

 

 

 
 
 LonelyAngel2 (14)    (50 / F-M / Tennessee)
19-Mar-13 6:40 am
@xSinneDx: hows about......

 

 

 
 
 heretobanguu 
19-Mar-13 6:41 am
I laughed.. not really.

 

 

 
 
 xSinneDx (21)    (42 / M-F / Arizona)
19-Mar-13 6:42 am
@LonelyAngel2: i like

 

 

 
 
 Asstin 
19-Mar-13 6:43 am
@LonelyAngel2: i think that is probably worse than that sounds as if he aint playin with a full deck

 

 

 
 
 LonelyAngel2 (14)    (50 / F-M / Tennessee)
19-Mar-13 6:46 am
@Asstin: agree.

 

 

 
 
 Asstin 
19-Mar-13 6:50 am
@LonelyAngel2: dude needs to go see a phyciatrist 4 real

 

 

 
 
 LonelyAngel2 (14)    (50 / F-M / Tennessee)
19-Mar-13 7:03 am
I posted a joke. See if it is in better humor

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (53 / F-M / California)
19-Mar-13 7:55 am
Lol its funny still but i heard it before. : biggrin:

 

 

 
 
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