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~If Your Name Starts With C or D~ (by MysticJade)

26-Feb-13 11:15 pm
C You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be able to talk to your sex partner-before, during, and after. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual activity. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.

D Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturant and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvements, sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude.



26-Feb-13 11:18 pm
Couldn't you write these all in ONE thread? We enjoy your jokes and other threads but instead of posting multiple threads, you could keep them all together



 HazelEyez88 (5)    (32 / F-M / Missouri)
26-Feb-13 11:22 pm
@MysticJade: Maybe part of thats right...Except for talking during, unless we are roleplaying (in person) otherwise talking during I generally tell'em to shut up lol



26-Feb-13 11:24 pm
Yes these and ur tips could all be in one thread....its cluttering up the forums. Doing 2 letters at a time is 13 threads by themselves. Jokes can go on one thread also. And yes C....was correct for me...well most of it was, i dont talk during sex lol



Last edited by Briteeyes; 26-Feb-13 11:35 pm.
27-Feb-13 12:09 am
Im sorry I like posting... I know people do not want to read long post..



27-Feb-13 12:10 am
@AprilLove: all my jokes are different I cant confuse them with others. And some dont like reading long post. Ill just post less if it bothers people that much.



27-Feb-13 12:15 am
They would be seperate. Start the thread w/ 1 Joke. Then Reply each seperate one after that



27-Feb-13 12:21 am
Label the thread "Jades Jokes" and just keep that one thread going. And on ur tips to finding mr and miss right....just keep one thread going for each. Same thing for this if ur name starts with....just do it in one thread A-Z



 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (43 / F-M / Florida)
27-Feb-13 7:32 am
lol Hi Mystic girl....*waves



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