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Quarter in the Coke Machine (by Sunflower1973)

 Sunflower1973 (0)    (50 / F-M / Tennessee)
24-Feb-13 5:11 pm
A man and his ex wife are in court to decide who gets their only baby son. The woman says that since she brought their son into the world, she should have custody of the child. The man says, "Sir, when I put my quarter in a coke machine and a coke pops out, who owns the coke, me or the coke machine?"

 

 

 
 
 JLaDawn 
24-Feb-13 5:15 pm

 

 

 
 
 Irishdaddy1 
24-Feb-13 5:16 pm
@Sunflower1973: lmao! Thats flippin great!

 

 

 
 
 Sunflower1973 (0)    (50 / F-M / Tennessee)
24-Feb-13 5:19 pm
@Irishdaddy1: lol ty

 

 

 
 
 ShyBF 
24-Feb-13 5:23 pm
@Sunflower1973: okay u hav me laughng here! oh my!

 

 

 
 
 princessj (12)    (30 / F-MF / Nigeria)
24-Feb-13 5:31 pm
Lmao i sure would love to hear the judge answer that one

 

 

 
 
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