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~The New Grease Song~ (by MysticJade)

 MysticJade 
16-Feb-13 9:15 pm
Sing the song below to the tune of "Summer Lovin'" from the musical "Grease". Bill: "Summer intern, had me a blast" Monica: "White house intern, happened so fast" Bill: "Met a girl, crazy for me" Monica: "Met the prez, down on my knees" Bill: "Summer days, sucking away, oh, i, but those summer nights" Investigation Committee: "Well, ah.. well, ah....well, ah. uh Tell us more, tell us more" Linda Trip: "try to remember your best" Investigation Committee: "Tell us more, tell us more" Kenneth Star: "Did he come on your dress?" Bill: "Wanted to screw her but she had a cramp" Monica: "The prez is sexy - he makes my panties damp" Bill: "She gave me head, right in the White House" Monica: "I said OK, just don't come in my mouth: Investigation Committee: "Well, ah.. well, ah....well, ah. uh Tell us more, tell us more" Linda Trip: "he sounds like a swell guy" Investigation Committee: "Tell us more, tell us more" Kenneth Star: "Did he tell you to lie?" Bill: "Press found out, it turned into a mess" Monica: "He gave me fifty bucks to buy a new dress" Bill: "She promised to lie, she made a vow" Monica: "Wonder who is servicing him now" Bill & Monica: "Sex filled dreams, ripped at the seams But.........oh Those Whiii-ii--iiite Hooouuuuse Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-yiiights"

 

 

 
 
 stephen316 (Banned)
16-Feb-13 9:32 pm
lol

 

 

 
 
 JstBeinMe 
16-Feb-13 9:55 pm
Lol

 

 

 
 
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