Thread: ~Unfaithful Wives~

~Unfaithful Wives~ (by MysticJade)

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MysticJade
10-Feb-13 4:31 am

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine." His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine." Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

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jonson007 (8)

(31 / M-F / India)
10-Feb-13 4:36 am

lol nice joke

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ryanscott
10-Feb-13 4:38 am

Lol. Best one yet

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brats52005 (52)

(53 / F-M / California)
10-Feb-13 6:11 am

Lol

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JustMeAndYou77 (17)

(46 / F-M / Florida)
10-Feb-13 6:27 am

Quoted Post:

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine." His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine." Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

umm...wow lol!

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