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Jonson007 club- PENIS REQUEST (by jonson007)
(32 / M-F / India)[PENIS REQUEST] I, the Penis, hereby
request a raise in salary for the
following reasons: *I do physical
labour. *I work at great depths. *I
plunge head first into everything I do.
*I do not get weekends or public holidays off. *In fact holidays and
weekends is when I toil the most. *I
work in a damp environment. *I work
in a dark workplace that has poor
ventilation. *I work in extremely high
temperatures. ___________________________
____________ Dear Penis, After assessing
your request, & considering the
arguments you have raised,the
administration rejects your request for
the following reasons: *You do not work 8 hours straight. *You fall asleep
after brief work periods.
*You do not always follow the orders
of the management team. *You do not
stay in your designated area and are
often seen visiting other locations. *You do not take initiative - you need to be
pressured and stimulated in order to
start working.
*You leave the workplace rather messy
at the end of your shift. *You don't
always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
correct protective clothing. *You will
retire well before you are 65. *You are
unable to work double shifts.
*You sometimes leave your designated
work area before you have completed the assigned task.
*Sometimes you dont
communicate:well with your fellow
collegues and end up using force to get
your way. *If under any influence, you
dont perform your duties as expected by management. *As if that were not
all, you have been seen constantly
entering and exiting the work
placevcarrying two suspicious-looking
bags. Thank You.
request a raise in salary for the
following reasons: *I do physical
labour. *I work at great depths. *I
plunge head first into everything I do.
*I do not get weekends or public holidays off. *In fact holidays and
weekends is when I toil the most. *I
work in a damp environment. *I work
in a dark workplace that has poor
ventilation. *I work in extremely high
temperatures. ___________________________
____________ Dear Penis, After assessing
your request, & considering the
arguments you have raised,the
administration rejects your request for
the following reasons: *You do not work 8 hours straight. *You fall asleep
after brief work periods.
*You do not always follow the orders
of the management team. *You do not
stay in your designated area and are
often seen visiting other locations. *You do not take initiative - you need to be
pressured and stimulated in order to
start working.
*You leave the workplace rather messy
at the end of your shift. *You don't
always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
correct protective clothing. *You will
retire well before you are 65. *You are
unable to work double shifts.
*You sometimes leave your designated
work area before you have completed the assigned task.
*Sometimes you dont
communicate:well with your fellow
collegues and end up using force to get
your way. *If under any influence, you
dont perform your duties as expected by management. *As if that were not
all, you have been seen constantly
entering and exiting the work
placevcarrying two suspicious-looking
bags. Thank You.
@Briteeyes: actually its the women brain coz of which penis has to file his request for the pay hike
Lol I wanna pay hike....id have to have time for my reasoning but its well deserved I promise lol :-)
@Briteeyes: i m also in the favour of pay hike coz a lot of things depend on it
thanx, for the comments i will be posting more jokes like this.go on enjoy,but don't forget to comment
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