Im not sure if this thread as already been started...but ..what r some of your craziest .funniest childhood memories

I went hunting with my cousins in the jungle, I'd seen beautiful butterflies and was fascinated and started chasing them without knowing i was out of the group's direction. I got lost and ended up alone in the wilderness until dark time...

Who can top that ^^^ hehe

I remember having to get up early and go set up at the flea markets with my daddy, but once the day was done i got to go shopping at the mall :) i also remember my mom surprizing me every now and then & on the way to school she'd keep driving & say wth, she said its a mother daughter day out, id be so excited. We'd go get our hair done, or nails, go eat, get facials, jus whatever i wanted to do. Now on a funny side, im a protective big sister & one day this chubby boy through my brothers shirt in the dumpster, i asked the kid to get it nicely, it got physical, dude slapped me on my back with a belt, my nails dug in him so far it drew blood and his azz got thrown in the dumpster to get my brothers shirt. No lie, true story. Still freak out at the site of a belt, my dukes go up, lol.

@Rainbow, is that where ur username comes from? Hmmm mine is kida scary. Was 3 1/2 when my curiosity almost literally killed me. Was a cool morning and my dad had hung his pants over the top of the bedroom door of our small 2 room house anyway i got some toilet tissue and made a pile in the middle of our kitchen floor. I was wearing flannel pj's and then grabbed my dvads pant off the door found his lighter i knew he kept there and lit the toilet tissue aflame up it went with my pj's too. Melted them to my chest and got 1st, 2nd,3rd, and 4th degree burns on my chest. Spent the better part of a year in hospital getting skin grafts and bandages changed. Now have huge unforgettable scar and spooky memories to boot. No i use it to teach kids not to play with fire. Lesson learned? Kinda but i still smoke. Lol

It was snowin one year i was 15 it was in a tralir park and wanted to go slidin so i got a pice of vinle sidin well that on snow is slick as hell i sild down this jumb the crub on one side of the an thin other side an slimed into a set of steal steps broke my tail bone black my eye needless to say i dont slid any more ps i know i cant spell for those that it matters dont read it lol

This is a memory of my sons childhood so I hope it counts. He was 4 n he, I, n his mom were at a cousins little league baseball game. Sitn beside us was our Churchs pastor. A ball was hit n rolled thru shortstops legs. On cue my adorable innocent 4y/o boy excalims "G*ddam it!" Don't know WHERE he got that from hehehe

When i was little my poor mom bless her heart...had a wild child on her hands, i had no fear, and was as brave as a loin my older sister was my full time baby sitter even then i did my own thing...i'd alway calm trees to the tippie top, scared the living crap out of my mom...oh this one time a rode my bike all the way to my grandmas house she lived like 10 miles away and i think i was only 5, almost gave my mom a heartattack called the cops and everything...i remember this one time when i was like 7-8 the whole fam went to the lake to go swimming...hehe my sister for some reason dared me to swim passed the booies to the middle of the lake, so i waited til my mom got out to start grillin the hotdogs, and i did, i swim far out passed the booies, my mom almosted died when she turned and heard me yellin hey mom look, look at me...i'd bring home garden snake i found in the woods...i'd ask to go to the restroom in school and go play on the playground...hehe and so many more stories...:) and world was my playground.

@masteroftheunknown: wow!!!

Those are some great stories .=)